Who can explain to me why a person goes to bed alone in a house with all the doors locked and all the windows blocked, passes out in a bra, t-shirt, long flannel pj bottoms, underwear, and wakes up with none of it on?
That happened to me. My bra was in the living room, my underwear was in the hall, my bottoms are no where to be found. My shirt was in the floor at the foot of the bed.
I had a dream that someone was trying to break into my house to molest me, he got in. When he had me a knife point, I talked him out of it and molested him instead because he was predatorily hot, he was hot anyway, but…yeah.
Seriously. SOMEONE EXPLAIN IT TO ME! I don’t feel like I’ve had sex. I’d probably be hurting right now if that were the case, first time and all. I don’t know. I just—I have no idea wtf to think. Fuh. Why does this shit happen to me? I mean really.
I even woke up in a weird position on my bed. I was catty cornered stretched from corner to corner with my arm hanging off the side of the bed. My entire body feels like I’ve been hit by a bus. Places popped that I didn’t even know could. What the fuck happened last night?! I just went to sleep! ALONE! NO PETS, NO NOTHIN’! WHAT THE FUCK.
Lady, your subconscious mind is scary. xD Also, hope you can find your pants, as you said they were nowhere to be found.
ReplyDeleteThat's freaky, the way you describe it! O_o; M-maybe you sleepwalked, though?
ReplyDeleteI don't mean to worry you with what I'm about to say, of course, but it should be noted that not everybody's first time hurts ... And it's also a documented fact that external stimuli can influence a person's dreams -- if there's guitar music within earshot while you sleep, you might encounter a guitar player in your dream; if someone sprinkles you with water while you sleep, your dream might suddenly involve being caught in the rain, and so on. You know?
My doors were locked from the inside. My windows are all blocked. The back door has housing material in front of it that people can't just move out of the way by pushing the door. But how could I have sex with someone and not know it!? There would be blood. There was none except spotting from where my period's trying to come (too much info HAHAHA!) But unless that's unnatural... WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED!? I couldn't have possibly had sex with someone. There is no way, unless I did sleep walk. If it was, it was the first time.
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