Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Tactless pricks.

Giving someone my contact info does not justify messaging me that you’re fucking horny and want to talk dirty at 10:40 pm when I want to go the fuck to sleep.  Its different when its wanted attention, but if the person has a girlfriend,  FUCK THAT.  I mean seriously!  SHIT!

Jacob txted me and is like “I’m horny.” and I’m like “NO!”  He goes on to say how attracted he is to me and THEN SHARES SOME INFORMATION THAT I COULD LIVE WITHOUT!  EVERYTIME WE’VE SPOKEN, HE’S BEEN STROKIN’!  WHAT THE FUCK INFORMATION IS THAT?!  WHO THE FUCK SHARES THAT SHIT WITH SOMEONE?!  WELL!  I FUCKING SCREAMED FOR ABOUT AN HOUR!  Then he shared the many times afterward!  WHAT THE FUCKING BULLSHIT HELL IS THAT?!  WHY?!  I DON’T WANT TO KNOW!!!!!

On top of that, some home dude on FB is like “I think you’re sexy” and bullshit and then talks about wearing pleather pants in the ice.  I FUCKING SCREAMED AND I COULDN’T STOP!  THE IMAGES TAINT MY MIND!

WHO DOES THIS SHIT!?  WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!  GOD!  Pinks tried to get me to think about Daniel Craig naked.  IT WAS FUCKING TAINTED BY HOMEFUCKER IN PLEATHER PANTS!

IF I KILL PEOPLE, THAT IS WHY!

All the screaming made me wake up with a sore throat.  Fucking nigs.  God damn.  Leave me alone about this shit.

4 comments:

  1. People on the internet are disturbed sickos AND idiots. Don't worry bout those jackassasaurs.

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  2. Hey baby. ;) Nice ass.

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    BEHOLD THE BANJO OF AWSOMENESS!

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  4. It broke your banjo.

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