Stickam again.

This is too funny…

The guy:



Icebreaker66: u got somethin to say
Icebreaker66: say it here
kostchtchie: I am saying it. OMFG. Are you illiterate?
kostchtchie: You are a swine, a piece of crap, a worthless waste of oxygen.
Icebreaker66: just cuz u want me
kostchtchie: You come on stickam and bitch at people.
kostchtchie: In their rooms.
Icebreaker66: you don't gotta put on a front for your friend
kostchtchie: I don't want you for sex. I want you for shark chum.
Icebreaker66: you want me to cum on your glasses dont u
Icebreaker66: skank
kostchtchie: Fucking retard.
kostchtchie: Go find your mom and rape her.
Icebreaker66: yea right
Icebreaker66: keep lying to yourself
Icebreaker66: i can tell that look in your eyes
kostchtchie: I would rather castrate myself with a piano wire.
Icebreaker66: u want me to blow a load on your glasses
kostchtchie: I want you to blow your brains out with a shotgun.
Icebreaker66: i can tell
Icebreaker66: u skank
Icebreaker66: nope
Icebreaker66: you look horny for my massive dick
Icebreaker66: u dont gotta lie
kostchtchie: Yeah. That's it. Your massive 1.5 inch dick. Yeah.
kostchtchie: It won't even get me off I bet.
Icebreaker66: bull
Icebreaker66: its way bigger then that
Icebreaker66: skank
kostchtchie: I doubt it.
kostchtchie: I bet its smaller.
kostchtchie: Is it cold there? I bet it is. Turn your heat on. Might get another millimeter.
Icebreaker66: why do you keep copy and pasting my shit
kostchtchie: Because I can!
kostchtchie: Are you done yet?
Icebreaker66: no
kostchtchie: Because this is probably like fucking you.
Icebreaker66: you cant
kostchtchie: Long and boring and no climax at all.
Icebreaker66: we are talkin in private
Icebreaker66: that means its private
Icebreaker66: no i know i could make you cum
Icebreaker66: thats  a fact
kostchtchie: I doubt you could.
kostchtchie: I really do.
Icebreaker66: trust me
kostchtchie: I doubt you could make yourself cum.
Icebreaker66: i could easily make you cum
kostchtchie: I seriously fucking doubt it.
Icebreaker66: youd be begging me for more
kostchtchie: I would know. Its my body. Its not attracted to you.
kostchtchie: Infact, my cunt just sealed itself up like a timelock at a bank.
Icebreaker66: attraction isnt the issue
kostchtchie: No. I'd be begging for a phone to dial 911 for rape.
kostchtchie: It is with me.
Icebreaker66: if you felt my hugeness in you
Icebreaker66: youd be beggin for more
kostchtchie: I don't give a fuck about your god damn dick.
kostchtchie: Why don't you take it in hand and get the fuck off the internet before you break it.
Icebreaker66: dont lie to yourself
Icebreaker66: jane
kostchtchie: Don't use that name.
kostchtchie: I don't know you.
kostchtchie: Stalker! STALKER!
Icebreaker66: why
Icebreaker66: i know u want me
kostchtchie: I want you dead and gone.
Icebreaker66: naw
Icebreaker66: you want me to beat it up
Icebreaker66: dont lie
kostchtchie: I want you to beat yourself in the face with a hammer.

Icebreaker66: a hammer?
kostchtchie: Yes. Preferably the clawed end.
kostchtchie: You'll die faster.
Icebreaker66: hmm
Icebreaker66: like
kostchtchie: Cheese grater your erect dick.
Icebreaker66: am i freezing
Icebreaker66: jane
kostchtchie: I entirely missed it.
Icebreaker66: jane
kostchtchie: Or I just didn't see the microsmallness.
kostchtchie: STOP. FUCKING. USING. MY. GOD. DAMN. NAME.
kostchtchie: ARE. YOU. FUCKING. STUPID?
kostchtchie: Ballpean. Now hit yourself.
kostchtchie: IN THE HEAD.
Icebreaker66: nope
kostchtchie: Damn. GOt my hopes up, probably like sex with you!
Icebreaker66: i know u want me
kostchtchie: I want you to die.

Icebreaker66: you should let me holler at u
Icebreaker66: you can lie to your friend
Icebreaker66: and pretend to be mad at me
kostchtchie: I should let you think you're "hollering" at me.
Icebreaker66: but i know u want me secretly
Icebreaker66: dont lie
kostchtchie: I don't secretly want you. I OBVIOUSLY WANT YOU TO DIE.

Icebreaker66: why
Icebreaker66: if we both have the hots for eachother whats the issue then
kostchtchie: Because you are an annoying, stupid, illiterate, tactless dumb piece of shit.
kostchtchie: I have the hots for watching you die.
kostchtchie: Sorry. My body is actually trying to devour itself to get away from you.

Icebreaker66: you should blow me a kiss
kostchtchie: I should blow you away with a gun.

Icebreaker66: blow me a kiss baby
kostchtchie: Go fuck yourself.
kostchtchie: With the hammer.
kostchtchie: In your urethra.

Icebreaker66: i know u want me
kostchtchie: I want you dead.

Icebreaker66: too bad it isnt going to happen
kostchtchie: Neither is what you want or wish or hope.

Icebreaker66: you got a man or what
kostchtchie: No, I'm a frigid bitch with a shotgun, a rifle, a pistol, and a collection of knives. Who needs a man!?

Icebreaker66: u gotta man?
kostchtchie: I SAID NO. OMFG.

Icebreaker66: you shouldnt be so bitter
kostchtchie: I can't help it. My best friend chose a relationship with my ex over our friendship. He left me for her and weed. SO.

Icebreaker66: if you truly dont want me to hit on you just say so
kostchtchie: Hasn't it been rather obvious that I don't want you hitting on me?

Icebreaker66: well
Icebreaker66: i dont know
Icebreaker66: has it
kostchtchie: I wished you dead, told you to die, and told you to hit yourself in the head with a hammer.
kostchtchie: WHAT ISN'T OBVIOUS ABOUT THAT?

Icebreaker66: i understand if you arent ready for a reationship
Icebreaker66: but if you need a man to talk to about your romance life trust me
Icebreaker66: i am there for you
kostchtchie: I'll never be ready for a relationship, muchless one with a guy who automatically things I want his dick in my cunt.
Icebreaker66: i undersand it might be hard for you right now... but i am there for you if you need to vent babe
kostchtchie: Mkay.

Icebreaker66: well men that use females are horrible
Icebreaker66: i would hate to think that some guys assume you automatically want to sleep with them
Icebreaker66: that is just unacceptable
kostchtchie: Are you bipolar or do you have multiple personality syndrome? I am not falling for this.

Icebreaker66: falling for what
kostchtchie: Your sudden change in personality.

Icebreaker66: it wasnt meant for you to fall for
Icebreaker66: i was being truthful
kostchtchie: Its an entire personality change.
kostchtchie: If you didn't walk around like you had your dick in your hand all day and nothing in your head, you might be more successful.

Icebreaker66: if you knew my real life you'd know tha tsuccessful wasn't an option, no matter how hard i could try
Icebreaker66: but you don't
Icebreaker66: hence the personality change
Icebreaker66: copy and paste all you want to your friend, but what i said is what i meant
kostchtchie: Be yourself. Not everyone is a skank or a whore or a dick sucking cumguzzler.

Icebreaker66: the problem
Icebreaker66: is that you think im putting on a front
Icebreaker66: jsut because you have trust issues with your real life friends
Icebreaker66: doesn't mean you have to have trust issues with me
Icebreaker66: you aint neer had a friend likeme
kostchtchie: So you naturally are a that stupid to think I am all hot and flustered for you?
Icebreaker66: and i bet that if you did, yo uwouldnt want it any other way
kostchtchie: Wow. Totally Aladdin Genie moment.
kostchtchie: Lemme guess, a fuck buddy?

Icebreaker66: no
Icebreaker66: if you guessed properly
Icebreaker66: youd realize that i enjoy talking shit
kostchtchie: Then don't play this "cry wolf" bullshit.
Icebreaker66: apparently
Icebreaker66: you just take stuff too seriously
kostchtchie: Its 6:49 am. I come in here and you're talking shit to my girl. WHAT THE FUCK ELSE AM I SUPPOSE TO DO? Sit around holding my dick going HURRHURR?

kostchtchie: You won't win this.
kostchtchie: So you should just stop.
kostchtchie: Sorry.
Icebreaker66: its not a competition
Icebreaker66: if you dont want me hollering at you
Icebreaker66: just say so
Icebreaker66: your friend obviously has a boyfriend
Icebreaker66: you dont
Icebreaker66: why else would i be talking to you
kostchtchie: I don't want you "hollering" at me.
Icebreaker66: cuz i know you need a man like me
kostchtchie: I don't need a man.

Icebreaker66: you need some guidance
Icebreaker66: from a man
kostchtchie: I don't need shit.
Icebreaker66: like me
Icebreaker66: you dont need it
Icebreaker66: but you want it
kostchtchie: And I don't want it.
Icebreaker66: and i can provide you with that
Icebreaker66: if you let me
kostchtchie: So can a vibrator.

Icebreaker66: if you are having problems
Icebreaker66: i am there for you
kostchtchie: My problems are solved as of today.

Icebreaker66: not verbally
Icebreaker66: i can easily look past you
kostchtchie: I have no problems physically.
Icebreaker66: obviously you have a lot going on
Icebreaker66: mentally
kostchtchie: ITS CALLED HOMOCIDAL TENDENCIES.

Icebreaker66: if you cant share them
kostchtchie: Are you don yet?
Icebreaker66: just say so
kostchtchie: No you're not. God damnit.

kostchtchie: Now are you done?
Icebreaker66: done what
kostchtchie: Talking to me.

Icebreaker66: am i done looking at your pretty face? no
kostchtchie: Let me to hack it off real quick.

kostchtchie: I do not want you. I do not need you. I am done talking to you. Go away.
Icebreaker66: i just been waiting for your cute ass to smile
Icebreaker66: havent got one yet
kostchtchie: I am fucking tired. I am fucking stressed out. I really want to fucking kill someone. A SMILE FROM ME WOULD BE THE LAST THING ON MY MIND.
kostchtchie: Also, I do not do requests.
kostchtchie: I'm not a DJ.

Icebreaker66: well i do requests
Icebreaker66: and
kostchtchie: I don't partake in them.
Icebreaker66: i know what your request is
kostchtchie: No you don't.
kostchtchie: Well. My request is for you to go away.
kostchtchie: But I bet its not what you think.
kostchtchie: Right?
Icebreaker66: yea, its for me to go away
kostchtchie: Then please do it.

Icebreaker66: ok i will
kostchtchie: Thank you.
Icebreaker66: hope stuff works out for you
Icebreaker66: peace
kostchtchie: You to.
kostchtchie: Bye.

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