If I hear one more idiot claim to be one, I might show them a sharp, straight edge.
Its everywhere! People claim to be one. I know you either are or you aren’t, but they see smoking the occasional cig as harmless or the occasional shot as meaningless.
I hate to break it to you, fuckers, but ANY TIME YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE PUFF A SMOKE, SHOOT SOME LIQUOR, OR SMOKE SOME WEED, YOUR ASS IS STUPID AND YOU ARE NOT STRAIGHT EDGE!
I am not straight edge, I drink on occasion. So fuck off you little bastards and crack a damn cultural encyclopedia.
From Wikipedia: “Straight Edge refers to a lifestyle and youth movement that started within the hardcore punk subculture whose adherents make a lifetime commitment to refrain from drinking alcohol, using tobacco products, and taking any recreational drugs. The term was coined by the 1980s hardcore punk band Minor Threat in the song "Straight Edge".”
If you still swear you’re straight edge and you still drink or smoke or do drugs sociably, YOU SHOULD BE DRAGGED BEHIND A BUS FOR BEING SO STUPID. You probably think you’re an adult too. Its ok. I’m not mature either, but I’m not a brain damaged idiot.
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