Wednesday, March 10, 2010

I am apparently chaotic evil.

I took 2 tests about what alliance I would be.  They both said chaotic evil.  The 3rd was a quiz and it said I was chaotic good, which shouldn’t exist in the first place.  It makes me feel special and feeds my ego and turns me on for some extremely odd reason.

I love it.

I also took a zombie survival quiz.  I got B’s across the board and an F for emotional because I will leave people to die apparently.  It said I would survive, but I’d probably die first since the hospital is right up the road.

 

The first alliance quiz said this:

28% Good, 72% Chaotic.

Plane of Existence: The Abyss, "Plane of Infinite Layers". Notable Inhabitants: Demons.

Examples of Chaotic-Evils (Ethically Chaotic, Morally Evil)
Sephiroth (FFVII)
Jack The Ripper
Baron Vladamir Harkonnen
Blackbeard the Pirate
Cruella DeVille
Khan Noonian Singh
Dr. Evil
The Joker
Professor Moriarty
Lord Voldemort

Actively opposes law, order, good, and all other sissy constraints on doing whatever he or she feels like doing. The stereotypical chaotic evil [person] is the black knight, roaming around on his own, looking for something nasty to do.

Will not necessarily keep their word
Would attack an unarmed foe
Will use poisons
Will not help those in need
Prefers to work alone
Responds poorly to higher authority
Distrustful of organizations
Self-preservation and personal gain are their ultimate goals.
Less inclined to long term planning.

Chaotic Evil "Demonic"
"Destroyer"

A chaotic evil [person] does whatever his greed, hatred, and lust for destruction drive him to do. If he is simply out for whatever he can get, he is ruthless and brutal. If he is committed to the spread of evil and chaos, he is even worse. Fortunately, his plans are haphazard, and any groups he joins or forms are poorly organized. Typically, chaotic evil people can be made to work together only by force, and their leader lasts only as long as he can thwart attempts to topple or assassinate him.
These [people] will commit any act to further their own ends. Chaotic evil is sometimes called "demonic" because demons are the epitome of chaotic evil.
Chaotic evil is power without control, selfishness unfettered by any law.

1 comment:

  1. So, c'mon, where are the links to those quizzes, so that your readers can take them and compare results with you?

    (Also, re: "chaotic good, which shouldn’t exist in the first place" -- I'd say the classification -is- valid, for characters like Batman, The Punisher, V (from the V for Vendetta movie), maybe classic Wolverine counts too. Bugs Bunny. Conan the Barbarian. Mary Poppins, even.)

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