They have no idea what the fuck they’re getting into. They’re probably not even real lesbians yet. (Not saying its not possible, but I seriously fucking doubt it.)
The reason I bring them up is because I was hit on by 3 today…at Wal-Mart. I walked around carrying my package of pads because frankly, I needed them and I don’t give a damn.
What happened was…
I was walking to the 5 dollar bin of DVDs. They saw me and stared. I was wearing a black and blue flannel shirt, a white wife beater, beat up boots, and baggy jeans. I looked over and, like a dumbass, smiled and kept walking. Big god damn mistake. They followed me.
I heard them say dumb crap like “She’s cute!” “Look at her! She’s carrying those like its nobody’s business!” (Fucking duh.) “Damn! That’s a woman!” I stopped at the DVDs.
They stop at the other side. One says “Hi.” I say in a disinterested way “Hey.”
One leans over and says “You’ve got pretty eyes.” I look up and say “Thanks.” Then it says the dumbest shit ever. “Are you single? Would you date one of us?”
Given all the other entries you have read, you can kind of gather what my personality is like. My response was “I like dick, not wet hole.” in an extremely rude manner and walked off. They thought it was bitchy and hot and followed me.
The followed me until they saw I was with an 80’s prostitute, a Juggalo, and an 80’s Goth looking idiot.
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