Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Upon further thought…

The whole god damn situation is hilarious.  I mean the shit these people respond to my stuff with is pure gold.  It would be hard to make up a lot of this, like the fact he believes his girlfriend gave up her virginity to him when she and I had an in depth conversation about when she gave it up once already.  That just means he has a bigger dick than the first guy.  The fact that I am thinner than his girlfriend is also hilarious because I’m a fat something or other.  I don’t even remember.  I’ve been floating with this in my mind all day about how fucking retarded teenage stoners are.  It never fails that there is further proof that someone shouldn’t have been born.  Especially when it thinks that I leave my doors wide open and unlocked and the only things that are taken are stupid stuff.  Yeah, I’m that lacking in brain capacity to realize that leaving the doors unlocked in this day and age when I’m not home is probably a bad idea.  Oh well.  Its been done.  A bridge burned.  Once again I feel like I am all the better for it.

 

On a much happier note, I got asked for my number and I seriously doubt he’ll call me.  But, gotta take the chance.  Never know what’s on the horizon.

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